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Diply is a leading social entertainment publisher that creates captivating content for millennials. We are a ComScore Top 10 Lifestyle property with 1 billion video views monthly. 15 Apr If you've ever been on the Internet, you've probably seen Debbie, the crazy eHarmony cat lady. Her video for the online dating site went viral and now has almost 28 million views. Only issue? 'Debbie' was totally made up. Cara Hartmann recorded the video back in as a joke to put on her younger. Debbie LOVES cats, and her video below is proof. Yes, it's a spoof. eHarmony doesn't have video profiles, but this woman is GOOD, and we love it. In fact, we thought we'd help Debbie find her soul mate. We drafted some eHarmony employees and shot a response, also below. And now, there is a collection of similar spoof.
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The average millennial woman was raised on Disney movies. Needless to say, when your opening play is "I'm the dude who put a slug through the brain of Bambi's mom" you're not exactly filling the air with romance. The serial monogamist hitting dangerously close to home here: He'll have a story for why every time the problem wasn't him. Subtle or overt attempts to flaunt wealth.
He's looking for another trophy for the case if he thinks you're going to base your swipe on how expensive his car is. Often surrounded by several of his bros in the same pose. This is the sorority squat of men. Shitty domestic light beer is an optional accessory for this pose. This isn't a gender thing, it's a red flag for female profiles too. If they're wasting their characters listing demands of what they expect out of a partner, run away.
These people are fault-finders and nobody wants to date someone who will constantly try to tear you down. Your buddies think those pictures are awesome.
The bleeding heart Tinderella you're trying to get to swipe right on you thinks they're gross. If you want to come off as outdoorsy then get someone to snap a picture of you out hiking with your dog or something. There wouldn't be one, because nobody Crazy Cat Lady Internet Hookup Video Submissions thinks of guys as "crazy" for doing ordinary "male equivalent" things to the supposed red flags described and enumerated here.
Seriously, the more thought I give this submission the more I think it sucks.
The couch and piano were in the toy section next to each other, and I thought it would be funny if I could get him to pose for a quick pic. Image Posts are definitely not acceptable. A horrible album cover?
None of the things he lists are anything out of the ordinary for most women of a certain age group, so it's basically just saying that all chicks are crazy. There just hasn't been a girl that has made a best of'd Reddit post about it recently.
I never tried to say that "women don't do this at all". But men routinely accuse women of being crazy for ordinary behaviors that don't warrant the description. She likes a pumpkin-flavored coffee in the fall? Holy shit, wear a cup! She dyes a technicolor streak in her hair and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
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Get the fuck out now before they find your remains in a landfill! I can see the point of deriding having "not looking for hookups" on their tinder profile, a service designed to accommodate hookups. And the same for deriding expressing yourself via overused quotes. That said, basically all of it is unisex. And you're right, I don't think it's 'crazy' behaviour, just kind of annoying, depending on your tolerances.
There's not one, Crazy Cat Lady Internet Hookup Video Submissions male stereotype that matches up to the crazy cat lady. There are a bunch of smaller archetypes like the neckbeard, the bro douche, the mama's boy, the parent's basement gamer luser, etc. Add them up and they equal or exceed the crazy cat lady, but see more not one that really stands out.
I've dated the obsessed career woman, soul looking for a purpose, feral juggler, eternal war with father of child, and a few others. I actually think this post is kind of stupid. I mean, I'm not such a humorless old bitch that I can't see where people would think it's kinda cute but it's also judgemental and sexist, and the part about being a yoga instructor doesn't make much sense.
What's so "crazy" about being a yoga teacher? Also, did I miss the part where it's specified that this poster is a veterinarian, and how is that relevant? It seems to be mentioned lower down in the comments that he's a vet. No idea what relevance him being a vet has to any of it either.
Yoga instructor definitely adds crazy points. Not all are nuts, but many are not exactly grounded. My wife was a yoga instructor.
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We have no cats and she's not crazy. I miss the 90's when people were normal and sane and we could http://nudemaleceleb.info/vad/lyrics-for-waiting-for-a-girl-like-you.php without being called sexist by overly sensitive snowflakes. Yeah, that's the problem here - I'm an "overly sensitive snowflake".
Even though you literally just said all women are crazy. The fuck outta here with that shit. That's the thing - I can take a joke just fine.
I just don't find "all women are crazy" to be a really funny joke. It's not like it made me angry or anything, Crazy Cat Lady Internet Hookup Video Submissions just think it's kind of tired and stupid. Just like the destructive thing isn't racism, it's calling out people for being racist. Calling out people for being racist is destructive. Racism is self apparent.
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Calling it out is a rallying cry for both racists and fascists. Asking for a friend. Said friend also may or may not want to get married purely so she can also adopt a giant floofer of a dog like a great pyrenees.
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That sounds pretty damned awesome. My goal has been to buy a big ol tract of land and create a senior dog rescue for puppers who are too old to be adopted out of a shelters so they have a home to basically stay in til they pass. Plus a fenced in section for a feral cat rescue area. Spayed and neutered ofc. You could take those dogs around to the all the old folks homes down here in FL and it sure would cheer them up. Put webcams all over the property and allow sponsors or even the public to link in on the animals and watch them play and live out their "retirement".
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